Showing posts with label Funny Happy Birthday. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny Happy Birthday. Show all posts

Thursday, 23 January 2020

Funny Happy Birthday Messages

Funny Happy Birthday Messages

One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
  1. So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
  2. People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
  3. Happy 16th Birthday, Sweetie! After digging out your old baby photo albums, I found the cutest picture of you wearing nothing but socks and a smile! I wished you happy birthday on your Facebook and Instagram. I couldn’t figure out how to upload the darn photo on Twitter. I hope you have a great day! I love you!
  4. Do you want to eat some ice cream? Come on, how about some chocolate cake? I never see you anymore. Come out the door. Come on let’s go and make a wish! Don’t tell me to ‘let it go’ because your birthday comes only once a year. We used to be best buddies but now we’re not. Do I really smell that bad? I want to wish you happy birthday, to your face. Not from behind a door.
  5. One must not simply wish someone a happy birthday, one must shout it from the rooftops, start a conga line in the middle of town, resurrect Julia Child to bake a triple layer ice cream cake!
  6. I would like to wish you a politically correct birthday so I won’t encourage overindulgence of alcohol, getting less than the recommended 9 hours of sleep, or listening to excessively loud rock music…..but happy birthday, even if all the fun has been sucked out of it!
  7. If you’re having vanilla cake I would like some ice cream… but on the side. If it’s chocolate cake, no ice cream. If you’re having vanilla and chocolate marble cake, I would like the ice cream served on top of the cake. If there’s no cake, than just a scoop of chocolate ice cream. Happy Birthday to a friend that always goes above and beyond!!
  8. I don’t want to grow up, I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. If you are now singing the end of this magical verse, you are most certainly an 80s kid. Happy Birthday to my NKOTB loving, neon scrunchy wearing, slap bracelet collecting friend.
  9. Earlier I wished that your entire wish comes true this year. Then I thought that if your all dreams come true this year. Then there will be no dream left for Next year.
  10. This is your special day. Spend it with a smile and make it remember able. Because once it was gone it will come after one year.
  11. Have you checked the number of candle on your birthday cake? You have to blow the entire candle by sniffing. Ha ha ha. Happy Birthday, Candle King!
  12. You get an awesome feeling when your loved one wishes you the way you want on your Bday. Happy A hilarious Birthday.
  13. On your birthday, don’t count the candles on your cake or wrinkles on the face. You will be shocked. Just be glad that you are not down for the count.
  14. wo older men sit on a park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years old, and I have nothing but aches and pains. How do you feel?” Joe says, “I feel like a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no teeth, no hair, and I think I might’ve wet my pants!” Happy birthday!
  15. Listen, I hate to be the one to do this, but you need to get your birthday habit under control. It’s been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it a rest will you?
  16. Happy birthday! Want to feel young and thin again? Let’s go hang out with a bunch of old and fat people.
  17. Best Friends are meant to share everything with each other. So, I am celebrating and sharing your Birthday like, it’s my own birthday. It is the day of celebrating the day of Friendship! Happy Birthday buddy!
  18. My dearest friend, I know that you will love the gift I have bought you for tonight, but knowing your craving for sugar, you will probably be too busy stuffing your face with your own birthday to appreciate it. Happy birthday!
  19. Remembering all the dumb stuff we’ve done throughout the years, I’m considering myself lucky you still are alive to celebrate another year of being reckless. But that is what makes you yourself, so never stop doing dumb stuff with me, my friend. Happy birthday!
  20. You are always with me whatever the situation is. I am so much excited to spend this birthday with yours. Your birthday is going to truly special.
  21. I promise when you get old and forgetful I won’t let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself. Happy Birthday, Mother!
  22. Today I found a clown inside you! I’m just kidding! You bring so much of happiness in my life and you are the most special person in my life. Wishing you a very happy Birthday.
  23. Congratulations on finally reaching the snapdragon phase of your life: one part of you has snapped, and the other part of you is dragging. Happy birthday!
  24. You hate your birthday because you are getting older and peoples are gifting you scary cards with spooky messages and you are getting older. Happy Bday funny wishes are only for you my friend.
  25. I know it’s tough not being able to see the toppings of your birthday cake due to it all being covered in candles, both that and the fact that old age has diminished your eyesight, but rejoice! At least retirement is coming soon! Happy birthday you antique!
  26. Historically, gifts were given to the friends of the birthday boy. It was a commonly held belief that birthdays were a perfect time to show appreciation to friends who’ve stayed loyal during the previous year. I’m an old-fashioned kind of guy, but don’t feel that you’re under any pressure. Just sayin’.
  27. Happy Birthday, my friend. I’m feeling nostalgic, so let’s relive our “glory days” go out and inflict further damage to our livers, shall we? We’re still young aren’t we, my friend? Now, get your orthopedic shoes on and let’s dance!
  28. They say that the older you get, the smarter you become. Yet, we still keep on doing the same stupid things we were doing as kids. So I guess we are the exception to that rule. Happy birthday, pal!
  29. Don’t consider the fact you are getting old a bad thing. I mean, how many people have you met that can beat you up with their own walking stick if you insult them? If anything, you’re just cooler than ever before! Happy birthday!

Funny Happy Birthday Messages For Brother

Funny Happy Birthday Messages For Brother

  1. You may get on my nerves, but now that you’re older, you can at least make up for it. Happy Birthday, baby bro!
  2. To the baby that made my heart beat . . . every time he got into an accident because Mom would always blame me, Wonderful Birthday little brother!
  3. Happy Birthday little brother, wishing you a glorious day, an awesome day! May God continue to bless you ten folds with long life, health strength, happiness and love enjoy it, sweetie, it’s your day rejoice!
  4. I would like to my wonderful caring little brother in law a very happy birthday. I hope you have a great day.
  5. You growing up is such a surprise as it was only yesterday you were in diapers, baby brother. Best Birthday
  6. Growing up, you were always the good child. I’m glad there was one of us! Thanks for being the yang to my yin, little brother. Wonderful Birthday!
  7. You’re supposed to find younger brothers irritating, and I did but you weren’t so bad. Wonderful Birthday, little rascal!
  8. When you open your presents today, know that I got you what you wanted because you’re my favorite in the family. Also because you’re the only sibling I have. Happy Birthday!
  9. The best little brother in the world birthday is today!
  10. On your special day of birth, we want to say thanks to the young man who will always be our baby.

Funny Happy Birthday Messages For Mom

Funny Happy Birthday Messages For Mom

  1. HAPPY BIRTHDAY To My Fabulous Mother! Today is your day to shine, but no matter what day it is, you will always be a star in my eyes! Wishing you the best day ever!
  2. Happy Birthday. Thank you for being such a caring, loving, and thoughtful mother. You do so much for everyone else, it’s time for you to take this day to relax and do something you enjoy! You really deserve it, Mom!
  3. Happy Birthday. Mom, wishing you an exceptional day that’s filled with the finer thing in life because you deserve only the best! Have a great birthday.
  4. Happy Birthday To You Mom! Sending special wishes of cheer your way to make sure you have a bright and happy day. Hope you have a celebration that is worth capturing every moment!
  5. Happy Birthday To My Egg-ceptional Mom! Wising you an egg-cellent day filled with the all the things you love, and hoping you have a very egg-citing year. Love you!
  6. Happy Birthday. To My Beautiful Mother! This day is all about you, mom! So it’s time to get fancy and have a fabulous celebration. I love you!
  7. Happy Birthday. Hey mom, don’t worry about trying to fit in with the younger crowd, I love you just the way you are! Hope your birthday celebration is everything you are hoping for.
  8. Mom, every year you win the prize: “The best mother in the world.” No one can replace you in my heart. You are the most important woman in my life. Happy Birthday!
  9. Mummy, I remember how you brushed my hair, kissed my cheeks and read fairytales every evening. You made my whole life a beautiful, happy story, I can’t be grateful enough for this. You are my everything. Happy Birthday.
  10. Dearest mom, you presented me my life, hundreds of moments of warmth and joy. You taught me to be a wise woman and a good person. Your role in my life can not be overestimated. Happy Birthday!
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Funny Happy Birthday Messages For Boyfriend

Funny Happy Birthday Messages For BoyfriendImage result for happy birthday messages

  1. I’m a jealous girlfriend. You’d better not accept any Happy Birthdays unless they are coming from me.My sweet boyfriend, you are kind, caring, thoughtful, and very attentive. Sorry…I thought today was opposite day! Happy Birthday!
  2. I have a very talented boyfriend. Swallowing burgers whole is one of your many natural gifts. So I know that this birthday cake doesn’t stand a chance. Enjoy your birthday!
  3. Cleaning up after you, putting out your clothes, and making sure you get to work on time is the story of my life. Loving you has equipped me to be an awesome mother someday. Have a wonderful birthday!
  4. Have a great birthday. You know you’re getting old when you can’t party like you used to.
  5. Dear Boyfriend, I’ve never met such a hardworking boyfriend. You put in long hard hours on the sofa and give so much of your efforts in sports watching. Keep up the good work, babe. Wishing you a happy birthday.
  6. Forget about your age. Just have fun! It will catch up with you later when you find that your body can’t handle your lifestyle. Enjoy your wonderful birthday!
  7. Don’t enjoy too much of your birthday cake. We all know that the older you get, the harder it is to lose those pounds.
  8. Dear Boyfriend, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever… ME!
  9. Here’s to another year of loving you despite your smelly farts and your dry sense of humor. Have a fantastic birthday!
  10. Sweetie, you are too hot to handle. I hope you enjoy being tied up and locked up for your birthday because I am just not willing to share.

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